Wednesday, 25 June 2008

BIG BIRD appearing at Bergen Airport!!

Breaking news just in:

BIG BIRD appearing at Bergen Airport Thurs 26th June 08 - 1 night only - back by public demand

He will be arriving into Flesland at 18:05 and leaving again at 19:40 so you'd better be quick. It is rumoured that Matt will be laden with a dazzling array of top quality waterproof Gore Tex Motorcycle apparel from prestigous marques such as Hein Gericke, Armani, Bewise & BMW Mottrad! Such items will be given out to anybody that bears a startling resemblance to Boris Becker!


by Matt Cowing
Brackley Herald & Post
Weds 25th June 2008

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