Monday 30 June 2008

Those Pesky Americans

Two years in the planning, nine years in my head and only two months before departure I discover that the good ol' yanks are having their Labor Day celebrations on Monday 1st September, my long time proposed departure date from Anchorage. Getting anything achieved - save the purchase of a burger and large fries, of course - will be very difficult. Getting a motorbike cleared from Alaskan Customs and Excise will be completely futile! Those pesky Americans! Two years well spent then!

Wednesday 25 June 2008

BIG BIRD appearing at Bergen Airport!!

Breaking news just in:

BIG BIRD appearing at Bergen Airport Thurs 26th June 08 - 1 night only - back by public demand

He will be arriving into Flesland at 18:05 and leaving again at 19:40 so you'd better be quick. It is rumoured that Matt will be laden with a dazzling array of top quality waterproof Gore Tex Motorcycle apparel from prestigous marques such as Hein Gericke, Armani, Bewise & BMW Mottrad! Such items will be given out to anybody that bears a startling resemblance to Boris Becker!


by Matt Cowing
Brackley Herald & Post
Weds 25th June 2008